Ok I notice overall I have blogged a very rose tinted view of my sobriety so far. I’ve hit two months today (61 days) so I though I’d google the hell out the topic ‘2 months sober’. It got me across a load of incredibly well written pieces about how crap people still felt and how much they missed drinking at weekends. One even mentioned upping and leaving a family to go somewhere to drink all their problems away.
I had a sudden rush of fear and trepidation. Is this what comes next……? Then I realised that I was reading the Internet, duh! Not everything is how it seems online. It’s something I have come to learn. A lot of the time when looking for information, the internet can confuse you even more the longer you look for stuff. A lot of the time I guess you can weigh up the evidence and make a confident decision. Here’s the thing though. I really wanted my 100 days to go well. I started with a great feeling because I knew there was a better place. I really felt like if I stopped then everywhere that was covered in sh*t would suddenly start growing roses. In all honesty that hasn’t happened. So because of what I have read today I wanted to post a few bad items I have discovered from being sober. I don’t want people to think that every morning I wake to the sound of angels singing only to spend hours pirouetting through the day like a river dancer on acid.
1. If you think that social situations are awkward then they get a little bit worse. They do get better again but the initial telling people that you have stopped becomes a broken record and the retaliation an unwelcome repeat. I handled this well because I was determined not to be a bore. I fought hard to remain my silly self and somewhat succeeded which really confused the hell out of my friends, most of whom expected me to fall at the first hurdle. It wasn’t super easy though. I had to throw myself out there like an inexperienced swimmer in deep waters, so it was kind of scary. It was also kind of exciting like the nervous anxiety you get from waiting to ride roller coasters. So plan ahead, or the awkwardness may become a depressing memory of your first sober social encounter.
2. Health and weight loss seem to have missed me out completely! (Not completely but….meh!)
For someone who had quit smoking and stopped drinking I expected in my first week to have lost 4 pounds and to have developed the ability to breath underwater. The shocking truth as anybody would have told me, had I listened is that these things take time time time. I am an eager beaver and wanted to jump straight into the last week of rehabilitation. I wanted to be sipping mango and kale smoothies on a sunbed in Hawaii, a few days from coming home after transforming my life. All of this on day two….hmmm. So yeah patience is a virtue, but time is a b*tch.
3. Next up is the status of social pariah. I have done well because I think my friends are pretty awesome but there is always one who want to put you right down amongst the rats. The one who wants to laugh because you can’t handle beer, the one who spends all night trying to make you drink why simultaneously mocking at your inability to ‘join in’…. Fortunately those ‘w*nkesr’ Are few and far between and I haven’t seen mine again nor will I for a while, but it makes you choose which friends you hang around with.
So what else can I drag up in this doom and gloom post?
4.It’s easy to forget how much or an arse/annoyance/alcoholic you were before you stopped drinking. The extra money in your pocket, the extra miles you can actually run, the extra hours you have wide awake and coherent. All of these things don’t remind you how far you have come, instead they blind you to the facts, and redirect you to the longing for that missing buzz. Now I am on this. I am owning this 100 days, whether it kills me or takes me even closer to the edge. I am doing this because it is in my DNA to fail and give up so I want to complete this so much. I know in my mind that I am going to. It is taking up a lot of my concentration and I know there is still time for the neuro synapse thingys in my brain to re-align so I will wait it out patiently. Things can only get better right? Every time I mentally ask myself would I drink on day 100 the answer roughly 7 times out of 10 is yes, I would.
I hope I will learn more before my 100 days is up. The more I think about it the more I am intrigued to see what 200 days feels like so who knows where this might go.
So to clarify because like I said even though there are a few bits of crap to wade through. It IS all worth it, especially when I look at my bank account. Which I do on a regular basis now just because I can’t get over the fact there is still money in it. I definitely have a good time when I go out and I feel like I still fit in even without the poison, I get to drive home too, so I fall asleep in a bed for the recommended time suggested by scientists, (sounds like a riot doesn’t it?). The second paragraph talks about weight loss and health, and now after two months I can confirm I have lost about 4 or 5 pounds and I now cycle to and from work almost everyday. This is 10 miles a day, I am enjoying it too. It’s becoming easier and so I guess I’m improving. Just remember it takes time time time. The social pariah status is all decided by a small amount of people and if you’re lucky enough to have some good friends then hopefully you won’t encounter any of the b*stards who want to rain on your parade. As for the last paragraph I have to relate to my own blog, it takes time to readjust and there are stages you will go through. If you’re new to sobriety and you can relate to any of this then I hope it helps to know that 90% of the time I’m riding the crest of a wave and the moment I crash and burn I’m still nice and sober so I can pick myself up and dust myself off, climb back on the board and reach the top again. The biggest thing I have learnt is that it all lies up there in your mind. The ability to enjoy life sober or drunk is all up there in your synapses and it is you that decides what side of bed you get out of in the morning. Don’t always rely on other people to tell you how you will feel and always take other people’s journey with a pinch of salt, we are all individual. You are the master of you own destiny and if you smile the whole world will smile back, I promise. Good luck to all of you.
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